Be thankful for little things: No one flushed the toilet while you were in the shower. You didn't step in cat puke. The rabbit didn't die. The drug test was negative. You didn't poke yourself in the eye. No one spit on you, sued you or stole your underwear. You didn't spill bourbon on your last clean tube-top. The transmission in your car didn't fall out. You didn't lose any money, break any mirrors or walk into any walls. No one cut off your husband's penis. You didn't die. And no one mentioned your bad breath. It's a good day.