The top 100 lists I'd like to read (as written by):

• 100 Most Mispronounceable Words (George Bush)
• How to Adopt 100 Kids in 100 Days and Still Look Your Best (Angelina Jolie)
• 100 Reasons Senior Citizens Shouldn't Climb Trees (Mick Jagger)
• 100 Ways to Ignore Bad Hair Days (Donald Trump)
• 100 Ways to Say I Love You (Tom Cruise)
• How to Convert 50 Cents into a 100 Million Dollars (50 Cent)
• 100 Idle Courtesies (Simon Cowell)
• 100 Ways to Grow up Normal (The Olsen Twins)
• 100 Ways to Do Nothing Famously (Paris Hilton)
• 100 Other Places to Aim (Dick Cheney)