He's the grasshopper.

I'm the ant.
Money burns a hole in his pocket.
I carry a fire extinguisher.
He believes in golden geese.
I step in lots of goose poop.
He thinks the early bird gets the worm.
I'd rather starve than eat worms.
He thinks money makes the world go round.
I have perpetual vertigo.
He thinks there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
I think there's an angry little leprechaun with an AK47.
I'm as tight as the bark on a tree,
but he's worth his weight in gold;
Married 24 years and counting.....