Kiss those guilt free moments of mastication good-bye. Fat in the milk, salmonella in the eggs, nitrates in the bacon, preservatives in the juice, mad cows, chickens with colds, glow in the dark fish, arsenic in the air, waste in the water and pesticides in the peaches. No matter what you do, you're going to get fat, blind, sick, bloated, gassy, or worse. Sugar is unhealthy, sex is dangerous, laughter causes wrinkles, smoking causes disease, alcohol causes accidents, and food causes death. When will they discover liver causes stupidity, stress builds better abs, and believing the scientists makes you beautiful?