Men can drive a 1.68 inch ball 195 feet into a 2 inch hole with a 43 inch stick at 8000 revolutions per minute, throw a 15lb ball 60 feet and knock down 10 objects weighing more than 30 lbs., and hit a moving target at 100 yards with a one inch bullet from a 34 inch shaft. With this deep-seated testosterone driven aim for perfection, why are there so many bathroom mishaps every year? Why do most men have so much trouble hitting a 34 inch target with a six inch piece of equipment standing right over it?