Perfect vacation:
Arrive somewhere else.
Sleep for 24 hours.
Drink Margaritas.
Sleep off hangover.
Drink some more margaritas.
Eat chocolate to absorb alcohol.
Read trashy novel and drink more Margaritas.
Bask in the sun without fear of skin cancer.
Sleep some more.
A full day at the spa - pedicure, manicure, facial, massage, cut, color and makeup so no one will recognize you when you go home (resulting in second mini vacation until they figure out who you are).
Eat meals someone else cooks and cleans up after.
Watch pretty cabana boy.
Share Margaritas with cabana boy.
Depart for home.
Maybe.