You might be a writer if:

• You can't mind your own business.
• You dream in chapters.
• You get excited by paperclip sales.
• You've written on yourself with indelible ink.
• You've taken drive-by pictures of your favorite author's house. (Or you might just be a stalker - there's a fine line.)
• You copyright your grocery lists.
• The smell of ink makes you swoon.
• Scrabble is the only game in your closet.
• You've stared at a blank computer screen for more than four hours.
• You and your preschooler fight over the magnetic letters on your refrigerator.
• Rejection has always been a personal goal.