Comedians can turn a normal human activity into a funny story. The elderly can take a funny story and repeat it often enough to turn it into an inhumane activity.

A comedian’s job is to make people laugh. The elderly don’t need jobs and laugh at those of us who do.

When a comedian glues you to your toilet seat, it’s considered normal behavior, although a bit inconvenient. If an elderly person can’t manage a normal toilet seat, some might consider their presence inconvenient.

Comedians make us laugh by being wise.
Our elderly impart wisdom requiring the ability to laugh.