I’m not sure men and women should be allowed to cohabitate. After all, experts designed separate prisons, and they probably know things we don’t. For instance, women can spot a speck of dirt on a clean floor in complete darkness. Men can’t see dirt unless there’s a speck of it stuck to their cornea. Women worship Mr. Clean, practicing the magical art of elbow grease and believing cleanliness is closely related to righteousness. Men believe greasiness abuts manliness. Women can perform household tasks that require bending from the waist. Men bend over when their tie gets stuck in their zipper.