There's a new sleeping pill on the market. Of course, it has side effects - the most troublesome may include drowsiness and fatigue. I admit I'm a little too alert today, but was someone testing their product a tad too enthusiastically? Or has my satisfying daily nap finally caught up with me? Don't get me wrong - you can never be too careful. Sex - side effects may include orgasm. Wedding - side effects may include spouse. Job - side effects may include paycheck. Food - side effects may include nourishment. Warning labels - side effects may eventually include the inability to process simple information without one.