"Bag" Lady Confessions: Altoids, address/appointment book Band-aids, book, batteries, bills Cell phone, camera, checkbook, chocolate, credit cards Dramamine, dental floss, Ear plugs, envelopes, emery boards Face shield, flashlight Glasses, gum Hairbrush, hand cream, hairspray Ibuprofen, insurance card Journal Kleenex, keys License, lottery tickets, lint brush Mirror, magnifying glass, matches, makeup Needle, No-doze Orange nail polish Pepper spray, perfume, pens, pantyhose Q-tips, quarters Razor, rain hat, receipts Stamps, Swiss army knife, sanitizer, safety pins Tape recorder, toothpaste, toothbrush, tampons, tweezers Underwear, umbrella Vitamins, vehicle registration Wallet, water, whistle Xanax Yellow post-its Zippered bag (for more stuff) No wonder we're lopsided.