It’s harder to distinguish criminals from law-biding citizens lately. Fresh faced kids sport crude tattoos. Teenage girls, hooked by fashion trends, corner the market on exhibitionism. Smut is no longer a four-letter word, and four-letter words pepper polite conversation. Cops shave their heads, and lawyers pierce their bodies in weird places. There’s still a reliable way for hairless, law enforcement officers to catch untattooed criminals, though. Dilettantes rip their clothes to fit in, but delinquents frequently wear clothes that don’t fit. An untied shoe caught in a floppy crotch makes it harder to commit the crime and run good time.