My brother, who is my polar political opposite (but I love him anyway) tells me that same sex marriage will lead to inter-species marriage - that people will want to marry their dogs next. Although there are probably only a few people who would consider their dog spouse material, canines might be better suited as spouses than human beings. They never stop running to the door to greet you at the end of the day, they love your morning breath, they never put the toilet paper roll on backwards, they are more loyal, less apt to argue and always listen.