My single friends complain they can’t meet men. I thought it was probably easy to meet one, but for what?

Display a recent issue of Playboy. Any guy within reading radius will ask to borrow it. For the stories.

Grill meat before leaving home. The scent of roasted flesh clinging to your hair is a guaranteed aphrodisiac.

Wear t-shirts with complicated slogans. In addition to providing conversation starters, it alleviates potential embarrassment at being caught staring.

Smile knowingly. It weeds out the foolish from the brave.

If all else fails, walk around naked with a six pack in each hand.