Men buy shoes that are comfortable to walk in.
Women never walk into a shoe store without buying.
Men buy underwear that fits comfortably.
Women buy underwear that makes men uncomfortable.
Men buy cars that are fun to drive.
Women drive cars that make them seem fun.
Men buy toys.
Women toy with men.
Men buy tools.
Women think most men are tools.
Men buy food that tastes good.
Women buy food that's good for them.
Men hide when it's time to go shopping.
Women hide the shopping bags.
Men can drive by a sale.
Women wave buh-bye to them.