There are two kinds of people in the world –
- those who are religious and those who are going straight to hell.
- those who love and adore their significant others and those others who love being significantly adored.
- those who deliver a hard day’s work for a hard day’s pay and those who take all the credit for the hard work that got done while they were out playing golf.
- those who lie and those who vote for the most believable liar (or the guy with good hair).
- those who complain about everything and the rest of us – who drink instead.